Moonboots was excavated out of the Jurassic rocks that jut proudly out of the Wigan hinterland. He was defrosted, using a hairdryer and heavy breathing, and revived thanks to the wonders of modern technology. Although he could only say ‘UG’ for the first ten years of his life and lived on a diet of raw woolly mammoth he showed an appreciation of 80s synth bands with worrying haircuts and Balearic tendencies.